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mutantapologist:

(via sodomymcscurvylegs)

beachdeath:

• jeff bezos didn’t sign a pre-nup
  
• and cheated on his wife of 25 years with a married woman
• and washington state is a community property state, meaning that all assets acquired during a marriage are divided equally upon divorce
• meaning that jeff bezos has to give his wife half of his net worth
• and he is presently worth $137 billion
• and half of $137 billion is roughly
• $69 billion

(via wereralph)

andreii-tarkovsky:

andreii-tarkovsky:

omg let’s not forget that year the king’s speech won best production design for locations that already existed and were actually used to film gay porn movies.

an iconic moment in oscar history

(via despazito)

mesopelagic:

mesopelagic:

mesopelagic:

mesopelagic:

did anyone else have the fucking. dolphin girls at school

they were like horse girls except they couldnt ht gfbfnfbnfj eb do sorry a mojth started attacking me

its dive bombing me like its world war 2 im just tryn to shit

toilet roll now controlled by enemy forces

anyway dolphin girls where like horse girls but since they couldnt get their own dolphins they always had 24 books called like “sparkle glimmer cove” wherever they went

(via despazito)

Oh my god

ankle-beez:

irlbop:

It’s been three years since DashCon and Fyre Fest has happened. Meaning that in accordance to the Rule of Three, in another three years, a third and final gathering catastrophe will occur with its own symbol joining the ball pit and concierge stand to create an ungodly trifecta.

I cannot wait.

(via apeachscone)

thebootydiaries:

me, a 16th century swordsman, with a new clay-tempered sword: *loudly but casually unsheathes it*

my friend, clearly peanut butter and jealous: oh. thats nice. is that c-

me: clay-tempered? yeah. it is.